So it dawned on me tonight that this is a serious contest. There is a serious prize on the line that could make or break 2008 for me. I’ve really wanted to go to one of these events ever since I got started in this business. Winning a trip like this would mean a lot to me(not just in $$$$ amounts). It is time to step it up a notch.
I found that something similar happened to one of the judges in the past, and it has obviously had a huge impact on his success. With all this being said… I am pulling out all of the stops. It’s time to bring home the bacon, and we’ll start by kissing some ass. Someone needs to acknowledge these judges accomplishments and let people know why these guys are so great. One thing is for sure…they aren’t giving away an all expenses paid trip to CAP Euro because they suck at affiliate marketing.
The following is all in good fun and not meant to offend anyone! (it could come back on me 1000 times worse, oh god it could… and probably will). You guys should have never accepted my facebook friend requests.
(Also, I am a little confused on who the judges are. I hope I didn’t leave anyone out. If I am correct it is Jeremy, Graham, Brandon, Nick, Greg, and Kyle?)
The First Judge
First up we have Jeremy Enke. This guy is the man. He’s a kick ass affiliate who is known for his pink bunny suit shenanigans. He started PokerAffiliateWorld as a place for poker affiliates to get together and help each other out. He’s a veteran poker affiliate who was “Through with it before I knew what to do with it.” His website has been a godsend for me and has been the source of much of my motivation. For all of this… Jeremy… I would like to thank you with this wonderful motivational poster…
Next Judge
With that being said let us meet our next judge. Graham Rowlands is a well rounded poker affiliate that I try to emulate from time to time. Sometimes I’ll be registering domains only to find that the one I am looking for has already been registered by this guy. He has a kick ass poker site, and I would love to hang with him in London. Ladies and gentlemen… I give you…..
Next Judge
Our next judge is a young gun (like myself) who I find very inspiring. He runs a small, dinky little poker forum and has a tough time making ends meet(not really, he’s a baller). He started his website and quickly turned it into one of the most authoritative poker sites on the web today. I would love to meet this guy and maybe talk business over a milkshake or two. Without further adieu I present to you…..
Next Judge
So now that I’ve got everyone’s attention I would like to introduce a judge who is not only a poker affiliate, but a poker affiliate manager as well. He runs the show over at Chan Poker and couldn’t be better to work with. For this, Brandon, I will take it easy on you.
Next Judge
The next judge is a hard core Toronto SEO social media master. I read his blog like it’s my day job. He’s contributed some great stuff to PAP that I have been telling my friends to read when they bug me about helping them make a website. This guy has been known to dominate all types of social media from Digg to Sphinn. He seems like a great guy to know in the poker affiliate world. He is…
Next Judge
Last but not least we have a guy who has been steady grinding and producing a quality resource for poker affiliates. He knows the industry in and out and has been around long enough to make a career out of it. I remember finding pokeraffiliateprograms.com back in the day and honestly not thinking much of it. Let me tell you… my thoughts have changed. I visit this site everyday and read the marketing section as well as Greg’s blog. Great inspiration! For this I salute you…. (the following will not be funny unless you have seen Good Fellas)
Final Thoughts
I know my entry is already in the mix for the contest, but I couldn’t help stepping it up a notch after reading Graham’s post. I’ve still got one more trick up my sleeve…stay tuned everyone. Thanks for the motivation as well. Here is one you can all hang in your office… don’t ask.
Filed under: Personal Progress
I figured if anyone would read my blog it would probably be you..hehehe. Now this is the kind of thing I am talking about. Great post… definitely helping to make my job easier!
Linking to my site as a 404 gets you minus points
LOL, fixed Nick.
Good luck John…and btw you are going to have to fill me in on any little tips or secrets if you end up going
John,
Great post. I am hanging the new glamor shots gone wrong picture in my office.
Jeremy
Dude you continue to crank out great stuff here. I really think that you need to re post your Pimp my Office entry here and explain how it works
Ummmm…. yea Greg since the last post I made here was about 5 months ago..